Tagalog. One word. Three Letters.

At the course of writing my Pasig river essay, I tried browsing the Internet for numerous synonyms of one word. What word, you ask? Figure it out with these samples. I swear, it's easy and absolutely funny!

Something animal-like...
ass goblins, ass kabobs, ass monkeys, blind eels, potty animals, corn eyed butt snake, crapsters, frightened turtle, sewer serpents, space slug, drop ass goblins, dog logs, elk duds

Something violent...
boulder, colon cannonballs, corn massacre, Indian rug burns, monglin cluster shit, mudfat balls, tom cruise missiles, toxic turdeys, yellow submarine, take a plane crash - no survivors, booty hole burnout, G.I. shits

Something uncommon...
Easter Bunny's present, the fourth teletubby, Mississippi mud, product of Uranus, ass sneezing, christen the comfort station, drop some friends off at the lake, digested Crayola box, talk to a man about a horse, blow mud, Montezuma's revenge, oohs and ahs, screaming mimis, kagatzka

Something on your table...
black banana, chocolate channel chewie, creamy butt nuggets, hardened fudge nuggets, hell's candy, keester cakes, peanut butter poop, sea pickle, shitsicles, tangy butt nuts, that ain't chocolate puddin'!, turd tunnel tasty, cook some beans, drop a chalupa, chocolate explosion, human expresso machine, supersonic sewer sauce, boggy crapper, toilet bowl stew, cattle cookies, chimp chunks, doggy sausage, lawn sausage

Fine, something direct to the point...
Super Shit Man, air out the anus, bust a shit, clean one's colon, cut off a load, empty the manure spreader, butt dribblets, butt drool, cow farts, anal impaction

Now this gives me an idea on how most people view shit. Ahaha! Click here for the source.